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For me, it's the sound of 100 hippies finger painting. I'd rather be finger painting with them than be stuck in this office...

It takes me away to my special place, sporting my tie-dyed outfit, a drug-fueled muse in my head creating masterpieces through my hands, some Phish playing inside a nearby VW van with a bead curtain behind the opened side door...

I'm getting all misty-eyed... :(

2007-12-06 05:55:16 · 9 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm half that!

2007-12-06 06:04:04 · update #1

Sign me up, I'm a bush pee-er! Already killed 2 of the neighbors' bushes...

2007-12-06 06:06:37 · update #2

9 answers

The high-pitched whine of a taser when you try to visit your children.

2007-12-06 06:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

haha I'm gonna be with you Joe. That would be a blast. Other than that the sound of nature and nothing else. I would love to find a small creek out far away from people, roads, air traffic, etc. and just chill there with a 24 pack of booze. I would of course have a trash bag with me and take everything back when I left. but just to get away from the hubbub of every day living would be great

2007-12-06 06:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lorena 4 · 1 0

Well the sound of the bushes scraching my office windows have a tendency to keep me from concentrating...... But what really calls to me is the idea of hacking said bushes apart!

Then burning them . . .

Then letting you, brandon, and any other of your friends who want to participate, stand in a line and pee on them while they burn!

2007-12-06 06:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 3 0

The sound of a beer can opening...or coke can for that matter...any kind of can, OK? Except non dolphin safe tuna cans, we can definately omit that one, and my companion here resents your earlier crack about dolphins being, I quote, 'yummy'. He's got a mind to hunt you down and EEEEEEEK you to death. I'm barely restraining him...

2007-12-06 09:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1 0

The sound of a really good heavy metal track played hellishly loud! ;)

2007-12-06 06:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2 0

I guess it'd have to be a bull moose call,
floatin' on the wind in matin' season.
Those low gutteral tones turn my junk into a mudhole.

2007-12-06 06:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

The sound of a tricycle being dragged under my SUV...

2007-12-06 07:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A loud rumbling fart.

No one can NOT laugh when they hear that.

(although my coworkers are wondering why I'm crying laughing at acidopholis right now... :)

2007-12-06 06:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The beautiful sound of someone hitting a water bong.

2007-12-06 06:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Linz VT•AM 4 · 4 0

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