I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of The cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly Stated,
"You
must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by his
Intuition,
since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, You're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,
"Cause you're ugly."
2007-12-06 06:13:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have heard this one before...alway makes me laugh! =)
2007-12-06 08:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
That kind of thing happened to me, and I don't have an explanation for it, but listen:
I went on my first date out to Denny's for an ice-cream with my new friend, which became my husband, but we're on the first date, no expectation, no nothing, right?
We finish the ice cream, and we aren't even holding hands or anything that would say LOVE... but here's a drunk woman came in the restaurant as we were heading out, and said:
Whoa, there's gonna be a wedding here!!
You two should stick together, you have it made!
I said, oh, no we're not even in a relationship!
She's like, he's drooling all over! I know what I know!
And I got out of there puzzled. We dated for a while and decided it wasn't going to work out, so we broke up. A few months later, we're back together, and now married and with kids. Go figure!
I think I had raspberry ice-cream, maybe that did it?
Perhaps, along with the euphoria caused by too much alcohol, they do get a little ESP, do you think?
I don't think you're ugly though!
2007-12-06 06:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean, I am in the same situation. I am a single guy 36 6' 1" and 195 lbs. and I don't get out much myself. I don't like the bar or club scene (I don't drink or smoke). I am shy myself and it makes it difficult to approach women. It can be frustrating being single in a paired off world. I am trying the internet dating thing but it is not working out for me at the moment but I am not giving up yet, that may be something to consider. You may also consider visiting a church. Good luck to you.
2016-04-07 21:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this isn't a joke thats really scarry. The wording threw me, at first I thought the cashier was drunk. Sometimes people are really perceptive, but usually single people aren't buying alcohol everyday. Divorced people, people in a relationship, and and married people usually have an ample supply of booze. Just FYI
2007-12-06 06:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Living In Fast Forward 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2007-12-06 06:16:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's horrible! Besides, being drunk, he should be seeing the girl as pretty with his beer goggles
2007-12-06 06:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
helo little one long time no write .hope alls well .but hope hangovers are getting lesser lol have a great day in morrow
2007-12-06 12:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by jayhawker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats one of my favorite jokes
2007-12-06 06:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by cz73 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking that before i even read the punchline.
2007-12-06 06:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by hellnocutco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it could be cause your ugly !!!!!!
or you only bought a small amount of food
or its in small postions
and most blokes wouldnt eat some of that stuff
hope i helped
2007-12-06 06:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by Catherine C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋