1. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
2. We can open our own jars
3. We can go to the restroom without a support group
4. Our last names stay put
5. We can leave a hotel bed unmade
6. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
7. Wedding plans take care of themselves
8. If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend
9. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
10. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
11. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
12. Car mechanics tell us the truth
13. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me"
14. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
15. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
16. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas Eve, and in 45 minutes
17. We don't have to tote around a bag of "necessary" items
18. Phone conversations last 30 seconds
19. We can be President
20. Same work, more pay
2007-11-15
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