20 reasons why I LOVE being a guy?

Question

1. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
2. We can open our own jars
3. We can go to the restroom without a support group
4. Our last names stay put
5. We can leave a hotel bed unmade
6. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
7. Wedding plans take care of themselves
8. If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend
9. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
10. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
11. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
12. Car mechanics tell us the truth
13. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me"
14. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
15. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
16. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas Eve, and in 45 minutes
17. We don't have to tote around a bag of "necessary" items
18. Phone conversations last 30 seconds
19. We can be President
20. Same work, more pay

Answer 1

ROLFLMAO....

these are so true....

Damn it feels good to be a MAN...

Answer 2

1. I have found this to be true
2. Yeah, and you can open jars for other people to
3. True
4. I don't want to keep my last name
5. You shouldn't, but oh well.
6. That's because it's always unexpected
7. Actually, the bride takes care of them
8. Very true. Girls are always catty when it comes to that sort of thing
9. haha
10. yep
11. One can never have enough shoes!!!!
12. How true. I hate it when they lie to me, just because they think I don't know whats wrong with my car. I do have a brain, you know
13. See number 8
14. They do. Guys with gray hair are distinguished
15. LOL
16. And it drives those of us who shop for months nuts!
17. Yeah, but that just means that us girls get a daily workout!
18. Talk to my friend. He can talk on the phone for 3 hours straight, and think he's only been on for about 20 min.
19. Who would want to be?
20. Totally unfair, but such is life.
Thanks for the laugh

Answer 3

20 Reasons I Love Being a Girl:

1.We don’t have to wait in line to get into clubs
2.I can wear a man's dress shirt anytime or boxer shorts as around-home lounge wear and know that I will be perceived as being "irresistibly cute". If guys wear our clothes, they get funny looks.
3.If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
4.When we get married we can keep our own name or choose one we like even better.
5.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
6.We can make out with whoever we want (girls, guys, in between?) and still look hott.
7.The coolest, sweetest songs are written about us.
8.We get called tomboys, guys get called fags.
9.Girls with guy names (like Joey) are cool, not so much the other way around.
10.In circumstances of need, we can use a men's restroom without fear of arrest for indecency or perversion.
11.No matter what my HWP status, someone somewhere will find something about my physical appearance to be appealing.
12.When we decide to go cruisin' to "get lucky," our odds of success are far greater than those of any man I've ever met.
13.I’ll never get drafted and killed fighting a Country of Evil.
14.There is a much lower chance of us getting thrown in jail and raped with a broomstick.
15.I've never seen a guy slap a girl for saying something obnoxious to him.
16.We can be considerate to people of the same or opposite gender without being called a pus*y.
17.People volunteer to help us in sticky situations (flat tires, etc.), men must fend for themselves.
18.When we dont wear underwear, its sexy and a turn on. When guys dont its just awkward.
19.Yes, periods suck, but it gives us a week-long excuse to pig out on chocolate and ice cream.
20.We can enjoy multiple orgasms at an interval measured in minutes without being subjected to that pesky "refractory phase" time-out.

Answer 4

Interesting

Answer 5

None that I can think of as equality exists in the weakness and strengths of both. Like comparing apples to oranges. I think you are setting yourself up for some backlash......(lol) Unlike the women who responded to put men down (male bashers by their tone, I resorted to the middle ground and kept the high horse out of the equation. It's no wonder their are attitudes in marriages and relationships. No respect starts from these lines of battle lines)

Answer 6

HAHA! Nice! Yeah! I remember, going Christmas shopping with my Dad Christmas eve! I think that is the plan this year too! LOL

Answer 7

Priceless.

Answer 8

15 out of those 20 apply to me also.


I can't speak for all women, but perhaps it's from being raised by only a father.

Answer 9

Aman

Answer 10

Tell #19 to Hillary.

Answer 11

Dude. We can pee standing up!
We can smoke a cigar after she gives birth.
No cramps every month
No menapause
Smarter.