Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was a ble to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked two hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
2007-11-05
08:36:38
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k-dub
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