Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was a ble to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked two hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
2007-11-05 08:36:38 · 23 answers · asked by k-dub 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
very funny KayTay!
2007-11-05 09:08:10 · update #1
pshh...really T D you think i'm sexist?
2007-11-07 07:39:52 · update #2
It not only made me laugh, but reminded me of so many trips where I was not driving and wanted to stop for directions 2 hours before the dude decided he'd pull into a gas station and let me ask. GEEZ!
2007-11-05 08:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved that. It was sooo cute.
Here is one of my favorites. (Other than yours.)
Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket so I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him stupid, like a little kid. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I made him mad, the more tickets he wrote but I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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I hope you liked it.
P.S. Have a star! *
2007-11-05 08:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!
2007-11-05 08:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Chichiri 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We women are smarter. I don't find it funny though. It's a fact not a joke.
2007-11-05 08:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by I ? my assets. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-11-05 08:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a star..thanks for the laugh
2007-11-05 08:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sexy Mama of 2 cuties♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you!
2007-11-05 08:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that i didnt expect it to end like that lol
2007-11-05 08:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh!
2007-11-05 08:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by caliwyo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen it! It's still good though!
2007-11-05 08:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋