Polls & Surveys - 26 September 2007

A burglar was creeping around a darkened house in the middle of the night.

He hears a voice call out, "Jesus is watching you."

He freezes in his tracks, but hears no more, so he goes back to his pilfering.

Then again, the voice in the darkness, "Jesus is watching you."

He decides to risk his flashlight and scans the room. It settles upon a parrot in a cage.

The parrot blinks and repeats, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar asks, "What's your name, bird?"

The parrot responds, "My name is Moses."

The burglar then asks, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot's reply:






"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."

2007-09-26 06:33:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is anyone totally informed on all of the band members whereabouts? I'm a huge fan and I'd like to have all the knowledge about them that my mind can possibly contain!!! To all of the people who read this and are about to post negative comments about the band, if you saw this was about My Chem and you hate them why the hell would you open it? By the way, that was a rhetorical question so don't answer it. Don't even leave a comment if you don't know anything about the band.

2007-09-26 06:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by missperogitive 1

2007-09-26 06:32:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean,the writer Couldnt have thought of that WITHOUT the 'Help' by way of ......drugz!
One of the Craziest "Drug-Inspired" movies that i've ever seen was:ZaRdOZ (with Sean Connery)+ all of those Futuristic-Dystopian-
post apocalyptic-1970's Style movies!
(u can TELL that the Source of Inspiration for those movies was....Magic mushrooms!)

2007-09-26 06:32:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Internet or otherwise?

2007-09-26 06:31:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Put on when you want to give a hint to your guests to leave

2007-09-26 06:31:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm writing something and want an older generation name for my character even though she's young.

Thanks!

2007-09-26 06:30:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Barely anyone at school wants to, they all seem to think their gonna get hurt.

2007-09-26 06:30:18 · 9 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6

Do you go in the BATH

2007-09-26 06:29:04 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

...to kick that irritating ANT HILL that comes up out of no where overnight?? I do! I DID...I sent those little pains in the arses all over the sidewalk! I feel better.

Sandy :O)

2007-09-26 06:28:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Besides the violations... I mean something that people say to you or something.

I'm so tired of people asking, "Are you naked?" or "Why are you naked?" So annoying! I especially hate it when they don't answer my question and only say one of those two things.

2007-09-26 06:27:51 · 23 answers · asked by EmilyJune 5

2007-09-26 06:27:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-26 06:27:35 · 7 answers · asked by ♥dancer♥ 6

2007-09-26 06:26:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-26 06:26:36 · 22 answers · asked by puresatin 5

When it starts RAINING

youre still going to get WET

2007-09-26 06:25:34 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Be creative and honest! We've all got fantasies, and mine are pretty kinky! How about you?

2007-09-26 06:25:11 · 10 answers · asked by It'sJustMe 2

String popcorn around the Christmas tree?
oh the good old days

2007-09-26 06:22:49 · 36 answers · asked by Francesca 5

but i think i have a bigger problem. someone said get a tarantula. i did that and found what looks like it's (the tarantula's) legs laying on the basement floor.
i just tried the snake someone said to get and now i hear chirping that sounds like "another one bites the dust"
should i grab my dog and get the h*ll out of the house?

2007-09-26 06:22:37 · 18 answers · asked by frostbite 7

2007-09-26 06:21:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you like it???

try putting hot tamale candies on the top of it when it is hot and then eat them with the popcorn. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm the orange slice candy too super

2007-09-26 06:20:35 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5

2007-09-26 06:17:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

someone with a "dry" sense of humor?

2007-09-26 06:16:16 · 12 answers · asked by frostbite 7

I have to drain the pool ! {No more skinny Dipping! }

2007-09-26 06:16:00 · 15 answers · asked by Flowers 7

2007-09-26 06:15:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-26 06:15:34 · 13 answers · asked by bikerchickjill 5

2007-09-26 06:15:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

mean what you said?
what was it again???

2007-09-26 06:13:39 · 16 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7

what is your favorite fruit?

Mine are strawberries!

2007-09-26 06:13:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is your favorite Disney movie and cartoon?

My favorite cartoon is Peter Pan

My favorite movie is Pirates of the Caribean & the Parent Trap.

2007-09-26 06:13:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous