but i think i have a bigger problem. someone said get a tarantula. i did that and found what looks like it's (the tarantula's) legs laying on the basement floor.
i just tried the snake someone said to get and now i hear chirping that sounds like "another one bites the dust"
should i grab my dog and get the h*ll out of the house?
2007-09-26 06:22:37 · 18 answers · asked by frostbite 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Now you have me laughing so hard I just spewed Full Throttle out my nose and through my sinuses!
Grab the dog and run!!
Sandy :O)
2007-09-26 06:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amazing coincidence.... My crickets chirp "We are The Champions"....(Do you think they might be related to yours?) Anyway, not to worry... They have always carefully avoided the humans and family pets that live here.... as long as I keep them well fed, that is. (It would probably be wise to stock up on those tarantulas, dear..) By the way... it took a while, but I've even gotten used to the chirping. I just wish they'd learn a few new tunes.
*EDIT*.... Just read your related posts, and realized.... Yes, I did neglect to mention.... There WAS a wee bit of "therapy" involved in the development of my cricket coping skills. So, if it has reached the point of "men in white".... just go with them. They'll only keep you for 4-6 weeks, and it is well worth it. Best wishes.
2007-09-26 15:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.... hhhmmmm This sounds like a classic case of Rope-A-Dope...... Its not the Cricket you should be worried about its the Tasmanian Devil He's befriended ...... that's the assassin for you.
You see they get along so well because the cricket provides him will all those tasty treats and its chirping is like the music that soothes the savage beast.
Now this is how you solve the problem ..... put a CD player, playing Yanni, in a cage along with a juicy T-Bone steak ...place the cage at the open basement door ...... and BAM....just as Bob's your Uncle .....you'll have a happy critter in a cage ........ Then....its time to give the cricket its due comeuppance.
2007-09-26 15:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that would be wise. Unless you're actually a character in a horror film, in which case you should creep down to the basement yourself with a flashlight and follow the chirps until...until...AAAARRRRGGGHHH
2007-09-26 13:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny i wouldn't have added all those extra creatures to the pot,i would've got some raid.yes sweetie get out the house and let the cricket have it.
2007-09-26 13:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by cyrontae1110 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put the cricket in a cage and its trilling will soothe your frayed nerves. If you tire of it, fry it and eat it.
2007-09-26 13:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a movie on the sci fi channel to me
2007-09-26 13:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you own a gun?
Not some pea-shooter. Something of a high caliber.
2007-09-26 13:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cricket, it wont hurt you. It may even bring you good luck
2007-09-26 13:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RUN FROSTBITE RUN!!!
Once out of the house call an exterminator.
Peace.
2007-09-26 14:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋