I had a friend once who found out his g/f was cheating on him... so he took her on a date that weekend to a nice fancy and expensive restaurant. Then, after they had ordered their dinner he walks around to her and gets on one knee and says, "Holly, how long have we been together now?"
She got all excited thinking he was going to propose and says, "Six months!" excitedly.
Then he reaches in his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash to pay for his meal and stands up and slaps it on the table.
"That sounds like about long enough..." he said, and then walked out and left her.
2007-09-26
05:25:08
·
24 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous