MY FAVORITES ARE MARGARITA'S (WITH SALT) AND TEQUILA SHOTS......
Vodka Martini: Sophisticated. You’re classy, old school or a James Bond wannabe. I’ve been known to drink these.
Cosmopolitan: Prissy, over ordered and passé. Favored by Manolo Blahnik wearing Candace Bushnell devotees who spend all their money on shoes but live in rathole apartments. Rapidly becoming an old lady drink.
Sidecar: The last time you got laid was 1932.
Chardonnay: You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The Missionary Position of White Wine.
Pinot Grigio: You’re pretentious or don’t know what you like. You follow the herd. The Circle Jerk of White Wine
Beer: Blue collar, simple, and an old standby.
Chocolate Martini: You’re immature or have a sweet tooth.
Vodka on the Rocks: You want to get drunk as fast as possible.
Gin neat: Only for mad dogs and Englishmen.
Sour Apple Martini: You have a sense of fun but overindulgence might cause dancing on tables and bad karaoke singing.
2007-08-25
06:34:03
·
9 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous