Would you please answer this question?

Question

(I am an older man, but I laughed and laughed at some earlier answers to this question.)

Would you please add your answer to the following linked question?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuFngWULwTBahElPfwIIbmzty6IX?qid=20070824190029AAxH9MX

Please add your answer. When I am depressed, I can read over that list and it brings back fond memories and laughter too.

When you get to the linked question, if you will answer it there, It will be easier to find your answer later. - smiles. (I guess I am a lot of trouble, eh?)

Answer 1

I might get around to it.

Answer 2

1. You must wear a dress to Sunday school.
2. Young ladies cross their legs when they sit.
3. Wash your hands before every meal.
4. Yelling at your sister is not acceptable behavior.
5. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
6. Always follow the Golden Rule.
7. Your elbows do not belong on the table.
8. Your napkin is placed on your lap.
9. This is how to dry a sweater without shrinking it.
10. This is how to make your bed.
11. Never run with scissors.
12. Don’t take more food than you can eat.
13. Never talk to strangers.
14. Always arrive early, never late.
15. If you are going to be late, call and let us know.
16. Never stick anything into an electrical socket.
17. Don’t play outside in a thunderstorm.
18. Wash the dishes after every meal.
19. Don’t sit too close to the TV you may go blind.
20. Never look directly at the sun.
21. Chewing gum doesn’t go under the table.
22. Always lock the house before you go to bed.
23. Veggies will make you grow big and strong.
24. Homework is to be done before fun.
25. Yelling is for the outdoors not inside the house.
26. Don’t talk back.
27. Don’t blame others, take responsibility.
28. Never leave the house with dirty underwear on.
29. Dirty clothes go in the hamper not on the floor.
30. This is how you polish the silver.

Answer 3

Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident.

Wouldn't a normal person soil their underwear in the event of an accident? I am pretty sure I would and then the underwear would not be clean. Would the paramedics refuse to care for me if my drawers were icky?

Answer 4

always wear clean underwear in case your in an accident. If someone jumps off the golden gate bridge, don't mean you have to do it too. Close the door we don't live in a barn. If you keep making faces, it will freeze that way.

Answer 5

If I told you what she said, there will be no end...
But there is one thing that really hit me:
She was a great cook and was always eat this and that.
I was a poor eater. She'd say some day u will want food and it won't be there...

That is a scary thought! But I was sick and no one to cook for me or serve me.
I used to remember her!

Answer 6

my mama keeps telling me that if i charge my cellphone for 4 straight hours it might turn itself off and never come on again. i tell her that its not going to do that, but it will explode. she always looks at me with these like, really evil stare, which makes me run out of the room.

Answer 7

I'm out of time so I'll answer here.
My mum always answered 'Do you like hospital food?' if my sisters or I were cheeky. She got it from Miss Piggy.

Answer 8

just went to the other question and looked at all them , too funny .but we have become our parents and we tell them the kids the same thing right?.

Answer 9

she always said people in hell want ice water too or mama needs something of own when she went to the bar everynight

Answer 10

I Did =] It Was A Funny Question

Answer 11

Aside from "I love you",~~ I heard " I told you so"very often."

I finally got my act together. Mother has been gone now for 22 years and I would love to hear anything from her again.~~~