Do You Know What Your Favorite Drink Says About You?

Question

MY FAVORITES ARE MARGARITA'S (WITH SALT) AND TEQUILA SHOTS......
Vodka Martini: Sophisticated. You’re classy, old school or a James Bond wannabe. I’ve been known to drink these.
Cosmopolitan: Prissy, over ordered and passé. Favored by Manolo Blahnik wearing Candace Bushnell devotees who spend all their money on shoes but live in rathole apartments. Rapidly becoming an old lady drink.
Sidecar: The last time you got laid was 1932.
Chardonnay: You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The Missionary Position of White Wine.
Pinot Grigio: You’re pretentious or don’t know what you like. You follow the herd. The Circle Jerk of White Wine
Beer: Blue collar, simple, and an old standby.
Chocolate Martini: You’re immature or have a sweet tooth.
Vodka on the Rocks: You want to get drunk as fast as possible.
Gin neat: Only for mad dogs and Englishmen.
Sour Apple Martini: You have a sense of fun but overindulgence might cause dancing on tables and bad karaoke singing.

Manhattan: Old fogey drink. Stuffy. Where did I put the bitters?
Sweet Vermouth on the Rocks: You’re so old that if you’re not already in the grave you soon will be.
Pinot Noir: You’ve seen Sideways. Nuff said.
Sex on the Beach: Adventurous, not afraid to try new things.
Sex up Against the Wall: You try it just about anywhere, anytime.
Galliano: You’re a waterbed, lava lamp, reel to reel, gold chain wearing, wall to wall shag carpet loving, swinging 70’s disco fool.
Gimlets: You’re old fashioned and like to drink. Usually the libation of classy cerebral babes.
Rob Roy: You’re an alcoholic.
Margarita: You’re fun, good in bed, and naughty with a sense of style. If you don’t have it with salt you’re a wimp.
Bloody Mary: You need an excuse to start drinking before lunch.
Gin and Tonic: You’re kinda boring but an excellent drink when it’s hot outside.
Mint Julep: You’re a hospitable Southern guy/gal. Good stuff. Rarely ordered.
Tequila: You’re not afraid of spending a

Tequila: You’re not afraid of spending a little time in jail.
Champagne: You’re reserved, classy, or a stripper.
Vodka Red Bull: - Party person, young, possible cokehead.
Southern Comfort: Where’d you put the Lynyrd Skynyrd eight tracks? I know I saw ‘em around here somewhere.
Mojito: You’re not afraid to try new things, have low frustration tolerance and are prone to wild rages.
Rum and Coke: You’ve been arrested for assault once or twice.
Whisky Sour: Have another one Grandma.
Alabama Slammer: You’ve read the Have a Cocktail placemat at the diner once too often.
Whisky, Single Malt Scotch, Bourbon: You’re a sexual athlete. Women want you and men want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains.

Answer 1

Whiskey, Single Malt Scotch, Bourbon: You’re a sexual athlete. Men want you and women want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains


oh how true. That's hilarious!!

Answer 2

My favorite drink says that I'm independent. For alcohol drinks, I like Salty Dogs, and for beer I like Michelob Ultra.

Answer 3

iam no wanna be james bond
and i wouldnt mind spending some time in jail

sometimes, iam classy or a stripper i guess

Answer 4

My favorite drink is a Long Island Iced Tea...after I drink it I always think I hear it whispering "Alcoholic".

Answer 5

I am a Vex person Hard cherry with vodka
so I don't know what that says about me...

Answer 6

How about water

Answer 7

Ahhh whiskey, my good friend.

Answer 8

but I don't drink lol

Answer 9

what about milk