Polls & Surveys - 10 May 2007

1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

2. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me!

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

7. Out of my mind, Back in five minutes.

8. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the- hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

9. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

12. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

13. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

14. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

15. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewere!

16. Last one, I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!

2007-05-10 03:34:50 · 8 answers · asked by Boondocksaint 4

2007-05-10 03:34:39 · 14 answers · asked by apm2006 3

2007-05-10 03:34:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

it's scary

2007-05-10 03:33:24 · 6 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6

...when you're trying to park your car?

2007-05-10 03:33:05 · 6 answers · asked by Silhouette 4

2007-05-10 03:32:09 · 11 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6

2007-05-10 03:31:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:29:31 · 12 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6

know there are many fish in the sea?

2007-05-10 03:29:30 · 7 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7

I'll admit it: I cuss waaaay too much. And I'm sure people don't appreciate my loud burping.

2007-05-10 03:26:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

i'll be around to get it shortly...

2007-05-10 03:23:22 · 11 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6

and it's not even 10:30

2007-05-10 03:21:45 · 20 answers · asked by Ho 4

a certain pretty lady who tries to be on her best behavior?? I miss her naughty questions......

2007-05-10 03:20:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

OK, long story short...

A friend from work found a video Ipod and now wants to sell it to me for $50. He knew I was looking for one for my kid for a bitrthday gift. They sell for about $250 at the store. I looked at the ipod and its in good shape, and has a lot of music and video on it. What should I do? If I say no, the next person will surley buy it, and If I say yes.. Ill feel bad b/c someone lost it? He already told me he was not going to turn it in to lost and found, and he needs the money. Upon looking at it more, I found a name in it, and nobody at work has that name. So it must be a customers. Any idea's? And yes.. I talked to him about turning it in, hes not going to do that. He said, he will go to ebay if he has to.

2007-05-10 03:18:18 · 6 answers · asked by Mr. November 4

2007-05-10 03:17:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:13:07 · 10 answers · asked by floatnfun 4

Why is it that they all seem to follow a formula?

2007-05-10 03:12:45 · 2 answers · asked by Horatio "H" Caine 3

ANd do you demand your payment/ Return the money?

2007-05-10 03:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

A few friends and I have started getting really into the whole music scene, but I'm starting to get bored with the bands that I know of. So any songs that you think I must hear in order to truly... live?

2007-05-10 03:04:19 · 14 answers · asked by Treyza T 2

answering questions in the poetry catagory

2007-05-10 03:04:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:02:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:01:32 · 11 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6

2007-05-10 03:01:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:01:06 · 8 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6

easier in person or online? I make them easier online.

2007-05-10 03:00:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 03:00:32 · 12 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6

2007-05-10 02:59:48 · 8 answers · asked by ♣4x4 strikes back♠ 5

Sundae?

I like strawberies or chocolate. Whipcream if I'm feeeling special.

2007-05-10 02:57:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 02:57:38 · 10 answers · asked by wackadoo 5

Go ahead - feel. I love you P&Sers! How long does it take xtasy to wear off?

2007-05-10 02:56:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous