1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
2. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me!
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7. Out of my mind, Back in five minutes.
8. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the- hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
9. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
12. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
13. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
14. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
15. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewere!
16. Last one, I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!
2007-05-10 03:34:50 · 8 answers · asked by Boondocksaint 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very true;)except the last one lol I know exactly what's going on!
2007-05-10 12:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Works for me. I especially like #8.
2007-05-10 03:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that, we have a poster that says those (give or take a few) above the printer at work.
2007-05-10 03:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE these. In fact, my key chain says # 1.
2007-05-10 03:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Words to live by.
2007-05-10 03:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Snuggle Bear 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
nice one
2007-05-10 03:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's all true!
2007-05-10 03:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #2! thanks for the laugh~
2007-05-10 03:37:48 · answer #8 · answered by lady luck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋