2007-05-10 03:02:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He's been there a week and I've asked him politley to leave...He's starting to **** me off.
2007-05-10 03:03:21 · update #1
Well I would ask him why he is in there. If you really want to get rid of him, just open the door of the microwave, then open your back door and give him a swift kick in the butt and let him go flying off to never never land.
2007-05-10 03:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh my goodness. I was going to say to ask him nicely to leave. The only thing I can suggest is to call 1-800-ELF-BUST. He won't like it but he's given you no choice.
2007-05-10 03:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez I'd entice him out with a Green female elf who is living in your fridge then set them up together in ya pantry, feed em lots of spinach they luv it LOL â¥
2007-05-10 03:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever see the movie Gremlins? Hehe!
2007-05-10 03:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ilovecheese 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an orange elf?? ask him why he's orange, i would like to know. buy him a doll house, he'll probably like it better there?
2007-05-10 03:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want a serious answer to a ridiculous question?
2007-05-10 03:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
take your medication and it will go away. and That is a very serious answer!
10 pts ....lol
2007-05-10 03:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Krista 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put some metal in there with him and turn it on.
2007-05-10 03:06:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw your microwave away.
2007-05-10 03:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn it on.
2007-05-10 03:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋