Polls & Surveys - 26 February 2007

You voted for W. There are crackers in Texas who voted for him 4 times

2007-02-26 23:58:06 · 11 answers · asked by Tim'sSO 4

It was snowing fot a day in DC and then there was rain and now the snow is gone and it's about 50 degrees.

2007-02-26 23:57:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:57:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:54:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile across his face. The egg is frowning and looking extremely frustrated.
The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."

2007-02-26 23:54:18 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4

The pink flamingos I think may also be gearing up. I'm not sure I want an epic battle on my lawn. What would the neighbors think?

2007-02-26 23:53:28 · 11 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5

.....stars can one question get?
whats the most you've seen?


polls and surveys <----dont ask

2007-02-26 23:53:13 · 15 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4

and tell me why you like it.most creative answer will get title of best answer and 5 star.

2007-02-26 23:52:38 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3

2007-02-26 23:50:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love to eat Snails, how about you?

2007-02-26 23:48:40 · 28 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2

2007-02-26 23:47:19 · 26 answers · asked by thombot 2

You have 2 boxes left. On the board you have 1p and the £250'000 left. The bankers offer is £110'000. What do you do?

2007-02-26 23:47:15 · 31 answers · asked by Alison of the Shire 4

Mines a stupid midget with attitude, I have nothing against small people but I think this one comes from hell!

I tried putting eyedrops in his coffee earlier but apparently IT DOESN'T HAVE A HIGH ENOUGH SALINE CONTENT SO IT DIDN'T WORK!!!

WHAT CAN I DO???

2007-02-26 23:46:57 · 10 answers · asked by Cyrill sneer 2

so...let's say you're grilling some steaks on the BBQ, while the spouse is in the house entertaining the rest of the family and guests:
your in-laws
your boss
and your two precious children

you flip one of the steaks, at the EXACT time mars aligns with pluto, thereby causing you to drop said steak into a fresh pile of dookie that your beloved pooch laid down only moments ago.

of course you do what any decent human being would do: you rinse it in the koi pond.

but after throwing it back on the grill...to which guest or family member do you serve said steak to?

2007-02-26 23:45:47 · 17 answers · asked by soren 6

2007-02-26 23:44:08 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4

2007-02-26 23:37:09 · 14 answers · asked by iammanu 1

2007-02-26 23:36:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

when you eventually wake

2007-02-26 23:35:28 · 31 answers · asked by . 6

I sure don't.

2007-02-26 23:34:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:33:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was this one guy I used to share a house with, a complete coward. I hated his guts and he hated mine but he was too yellow to do anything about it, or so I thought.

One day, it turns out he had arranged for a bunch of guys to "get me" as I staggered home from the pub. Unfortunatley for them, I was in no mood for them and ended battering them all over the place. I forcecd one guy to tell me who had hired them and he told me it was this guy I lived with.

I was so impressed that he managed to have the balls to openly declare war on me. For the first time ever, I had a modicum of respect for him. Unfortunately again, he found out the guys had completely failed to "get me" before I got home, so he bottled it and called the police to come and protect him.

Has any weasly little bollock ever impressed you, however briefly, with an uncharacteristic display of stones?

2007-02-26 23:31:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:31:41 · 31 answers · asked by Alison of the Shire 4

seriously. it's plugged in. that's all I know. WHY?

2007-02-26 23:28:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:23:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:22:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

that end piece in your loaf of bread? if not do you throw it out or make your kids eat it?

2007-02-26 23:22:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

We stayed on an old farm and when we moved there, there were about 4 chickens dotting about the outbuildings. Unfortunately, a fox killed them all (then sat in our garden barking), but they were great fun to have around - all had fantastic personalities and would also eat out of your hand. :-)

2007-02-26 23:22:03 · 12 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5

1.superstitions
2.space
3.myths & legends
4.factual history
5.the brain
6.the body
7.emotions
8.celestial beings
More than one is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-02-26 23:21:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 23:17:15 · 30 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6

watching gmtv yesterday and a young boy was severley overweight to the point of the social services intervening.i know what i think...what about you guys and girls??

2007-02-26 23:17:11 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous