Polls & Surveys - 26 February 2007

i really dislike priest voices, u know, the holier than holy spiritual voices, accompanied by the understanding pat and customary hand shake

2007-02-26 21:36:40 · 11 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

just wondering......

2007-02-26 21:36:39 · 8 answers · asked by indieassassin 6

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

2007-02-26 21:35:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 21:29:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

to your mate of 15 years ?

2007-02-26 21:26:11 · 12 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5

2007-02-26 21:24:07 · 12 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

Ok so there's probably an infinite number of ways to die. I just like the rap song with that line. I think its snoop dog. Anyways answer the question or I'll choose one for you and you don't want that my friend oh no you don't!

2007-02-26 21:23:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think they should be locked up for good.

2007-02-26 21:21:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Moustaches?

No goatie... just a big handle bar moustache?

2007-02-26 21:16:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've just read that the January storms cost the government one billion pounds.

What a waste of money. If anything, they did more harm than good.

2007-02-26 21:15:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 21:14:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Becoming a milkman? and doing the rounds?

2007-02-26 21:13:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

or almost swallowed?

i had bronchitis when i was younger, and the doctor gave me an inhaler. one day i used it and something very solid hit the back of my throat. i gagged and spit it out and it was a spider.

2007-02-26 21:13:03 · 20 answers · asked by soren 6

My best friend is very...well...it's hard to think of a word to describe her. Whenever something is wrong with her, she doesn't just complain about it once, get her sympathies, and move on, she'll just keep mentioning it and mentioning it till you no longer feel sorry for her, but rather, would like to knock her out so she'll stop talking about it. I love her to death but MY GOD why wont she just shut up and take a pill?! Anyone else have a friend like this?

2007-02-26 21:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by neve_freak2001 5

Over the cliff by Hugo First
The cat's revenge by Claude Bottom

Add ur own... it can be as mad and as rude as you want...!!

2007-02-26 21:09:32 · 5 answers · asked by Vicky_Icky 3

Melvin the retarded Emu and his/her alter ego George the Pink Fat Hippo are both hilarious, I love their questions! The fact is that none of their questions make any sense at all. I wondred how they manage to get away with so much funny rubbish without having it deleted? I'd like to learn from them!

2007-02-26 21:04:52 · 12 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5

2007-02-26 21:02:32 · 8 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

for eg, my last question, the apostrophe left out in 'what's'

2007-02-26 21:00:34 · 8 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

I'm not talking care what they LOOK like, but care how it FEELS !
Can't they feel it ?
My 2 year old smothers herself.

2007-02-26 21:00:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 20:59:57 · 19 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6

I cant believe the lady at the shop didnt put any butter on my sandwich!!

2007-02-26 20:59:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

take this Chex Mix away from me before I eat it all?

2007-02-26 20:58:43 · 13 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7

Be creative. Have fun with it.

2007-02-26 20:57:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

at the moment i love:

*Lips of an angel - Hinder
*All good things (come to an end) - Nelly Furtado
*Say it right - Nelly Furtado
*Breath - Breaking Benjamin
*Themata - Karnivool
*Sweet escape - Gwen Stefani & Akon

2007-02-26 20:57:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 20:56:00 · 23 answers · asked by Medusa 3

I could've gotten only half an hours sleep the night before but for some reason I can't fall asleep until it's like 6 am. How can I manage to fall asleep without bonking myself on the head with a clown hammer?

2007-02-26 20:55:33 · 8 answers · asked by neve_freak2001 5

and who was it?

2007-02-26 20:54:43 · 8 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

2007-02-26 20:52:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like to think i would.

2007-02-26 20:52:36 · 23 answers · asked by Smurf 7

what do you do with yourself?

2007-02-26 20:51:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous