Polls & Surveys - 22 February 2007

It's 1pm (UK), I've been up just over an hour, and I'm still in my pjs.

2007-02-22 23:59:37 · 40 answers · asked by Kirsty 7

2007-02-22 23:57:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

2007-02-22 23:55:35 · 10 answers · asked by chris c 3

incredibly stupid
incredibly sexy
or
incredibly bored

2007-02-22 23:55:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

i did and morning to all

2007-02-22 23:53:47 · 24 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4

For overall quality, reliability, and price. In other words, which brand gives you the most bang for your buck?

2007-02-22 23:52:02 · 19 answers · asked by opjames 4

Guys, its for fun ok. I don't mean to hurt any one.

THE BOYS PRAYER

Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed by thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the footy
Forever and ever

Barmen.

2007-02-22 23:50:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-22 23:48:24 · 6 answers · asked by Grianagh 5

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2007-02-22 23:46:29 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-22 23:41:49 · 21 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7

2007-02-22 23:40:30 · 21 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6

logical explanation for everything?

2007-02-22 23:36:37 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

THE GIRLS PRAYER

Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
In Myer
As it is in David Jones
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
And lead us not into Sportsgirl
And deliver us from Portmans
For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity

Amex.

2007-02-22 23:34:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

i know i posted this video the other night but i only got a small amount of answers. i feel this video is THAT good that i have to donate another 5 points to share it with you. so i hope you watch it, because it's the funniest thing ever. seriously it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI

i know most of you are american, but you'll still enjoy it.

p.s. i also know they edited it to show the stupidest people, but who cares, it's good.

2007-02-22 23:33:50 · 8 answers · asked by natalia 4

2007-02-22 23:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

a really scattered mad one, that everyone runs away from
a still 'cool' funny old person
or maybe one that goes round hitting peoples shins and swatting youny 'uns with hand bags

2007-02-22 23:30:37 · 14 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4

2007-02-22 23:28:55 · 19 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7

Taped on the breakroom fridge at work:
Lord I have been good today.
I havent spread gossip.
I havent been rude.
I havent charged anything on my credit card.
I havent eaten anything I am not supposed to.
I havent lusted after anyone of the opposite sex.
I havent smoked, drank, or taken drugs.
I havent cursed at anyone.
But I'm getting out of bed now and I may need your help for the rest of the day.

2007-02-22 23:26:01 · 15 answers · asked by opjames 4

You know you can do that. Just make sure someone you trust knows about it. And keep it updated as needed

2007-02-22 23:24:38 · 14 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6

Mostly, I like mine. They're people I may not have chosen to be close to under different circumstances, but perhaps that's the point. Family relationships teach you how to deal with personalities that aren't necessarily like yours, and there's no easy out (unless you're a bit unfeeling and can just walk away). I've learned a lot from my family, both directly and indirectly. I've come to respect our differences (exasperating though they can be sometimes) and enjoy the challenge of making those relationships work.

2007-02-22 23:15:38 · 26 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6

I give them RIGHT after the four hours usually!!! so what is it?????Who that is:??????

2007-02-22 23:14:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-22 23:13:47 · 5 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7

2007-02-22 23:13:34 · 5 answers · asked by just me.. 3

Mine is in pretty good condition. I have plenty of self respect, not to mention respect for others. Heck, I even like myself.

PS For those with high self esteem answering this question, consider lending a helping hand to those who don't have it. Me, I'm open to e-mails.

2007-02-22 23:11:16 · 20 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6

That I'm new? Haha

2007-02-22 23:10:28 · 22 answers · asked by nonono 1

me i think it has to be james t kirk

2007-02-22 23:08:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last night on the News, they were saying that if Tom doesn't get enough people to back him, his web-site will be closed down!

Do you want to see Tom's My Space web-site closed down?

2007-02-22 23:08:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

They're the people who bring you classic TV programs on video and DVD. They also make CD's, featuring many genre's of music (mostly oldies). They have budget priced video's, DVD's, and CD's.

2007-02-22 23:07:31 · 2 answers · asked by butler7310 1

Help!

I can't access my account i think they may have closed it cause of a joke they removed is this possible?

And if so how to I retrieve my emails?

Please help i just want my old account back i dont want to start at the beginning?

2007-02-22 23:07:02 · 8 answers · asked by Honey 1

I have been asked by Jonathan Ross to do his chat show, the Sun want me to be a columist can I do both? Taken from the best selling book Then Cad woke up.By E Cad

2007-02-22 23:02:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous