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You voted for W. There are crackers in Texas who voted for him 4 times

2007-02-26 23:58:06 · 11 answers · asked by Tim'sSO 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

***OKAY.***

2007-02-27 00:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You might be a redneck if the last remaining tooth in your mouth flys out while talking to the guy at the hardware store.

2007-02-27 08:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 1 0

You might be a redneck if you have one or more family members called Cleetus, your pick-up is held together by rust, and you have more than one scruffy dog on a piece of chain outside your trailer.

2007-02-27 08:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1 0

You might be a redneck if the only map you own is how to get to all the NASCAR races.

2007-02-27 08:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

-your family tree looks more like a web
-anytime you start up your car in the city people duck because they they think they are getting shot at
-all your tupperware is old butter containers
-your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town
-when your wife left you she took the house with her
-Anyone in your family has taken a ride in a UFO lately.
-You buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives (sounds like my fiance)

2007-02-28 12:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by grayshore 2 · 0 0

yup and Tennessee is full of rednecks too cause he won this state. lol

you might be a redneck if your truck sits higher than your moble home. lol

2007-02-27 08:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 1 0

LMAO, i'm a hard core liberal gay democrat who happens to be from alabama, so i know all about rednecks. apparently the genes skipped a generation!

2007-02-27 08:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you need shoes and a flashlight to go to the bathroom at night.
if someone asks to see your id and you show them your belt buckle.
if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your pants up.
if your dad walks to school with you becasue you're in the same grade!
LOL!

2007-02-27 08:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 5 · 0 0

You go to family reunions to pick up chicks.

2007-02-27 08:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by boxpro86 2 · 2 0

you have to put more blocks on your moblie home when the wind blows

2007-02-27 08:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0 0

your prom & wedding dresses came from wal-mart.

2007-02-27 08:19:48 · answer #11 · answered by gymspirit 5 · 1 0

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