Polls & Surveys - 18 October 2006

i hired an office temp today, and she's been working in my office like sorting files and crap...i swear its going to take 3 weeks to get the smell out of here

2006-10-18 05:35:22 · 9 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1

2006-10-18 05:33:51 · 14 answers · asked by Summer T 1

I almost always wear dark sunglasses and just the other day there was a very cute young lady approacing the crosswalk where I was waiting so I started fumbling around like an idiot and asked her to tell me when the light changed I was even fortunate enough to have an umbrealla which I pretended to use as a cane, she asked if i was blind and I said yes, that I was trying to get to the drug store, she offered to take me there and even to hold my hand on the way...
Does anyone have a similar story?

2006-10-18 05:33:28 · 28 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4

in your opinion, which is better outerware, Northface or Mountain Hardwear?

2006-10-18 05:33:18 · 9 answers · asked by â?¥sarah 4

Would you rather date a girl who is fat and pretty or a girl who is a normal weight but ok looking?

2006-10-18 05:33:00 · 15 answers · asked by Summer T 1

if i emailed aerosmith or tried to contact them for some advice??


i have a daughter named janie and she is totally out of control. she carries a gun with her these days. true story.

2006-10-18 05:32:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-18 05:32:26 · 7 answers · asked by Having Fun 2

2006-10-18 05:31:12 · 1 answers · asked by Joe 6

at Candyland? Heck, I know they're only 5, but I don't wanna lose even at a simple game as Candyland. That's just embarassing.

2006-10-18 05:30:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-18 05:29:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

thats what my 3rd grade teacher said to us what do you think about that?

2006-10-18 05:26:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I normally pick a best answer. It will be the one most similar to mine.

2006-10-18 05:24:28 · 16 answers · asked by firedragon 4

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

2006-10-18 05:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-18 05:20:07 · 31 answers · asked by svmanning05 2

2006-10-18 05:19:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I say her Heart, My opinion.....Smile

2006-10-18 05:19:12 · 11 answers · asked by Having Fun 2

2006-10-18 05:17:40 · 27 answers · asked by selfchecku 2

Child molesters. Discusting petophiles? Whoever you are i hope you die!

2006-10-18 05:17:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's gonna get all over my clothes and piss my wife off, what should I do about this awkward situation?

2006-10-18 05:16:54 · 26 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4

2006-10-18 05:16:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

... add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence?

2006-10-18 05:16:18 · 7 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6

2006-10-18 05:15:33 · 18 answers · asked by selfchecku 2

On 40th wedding anniversary, husbant looked at his wife’s pus*sy, wept and said :
"40 years ago i felt like eating this thing but now it looks like it wants to eat me!"

2006-10-18 05:15:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

huh ?

2006-10-18 05:13:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-18 05:09:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine is watching my roommate get slapped with lotion while he asleep.

2006-10-18 05:09:01 · 15 answers · asked by INOTFRIEND 4

2006-10-18 05:08:50 · 16 answers · asked by selfchecku 2

when eating?

2006-10-18 05:07:17 · 33 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4

A young couple were driving home one night.

As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.

The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"

The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."

The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"

The man replied, "I guess just hold its little nose!"

2006-10-18 05:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-18 05:06:53 · 10 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6