Mine is watching my roommate get slapped with lotion while he asleep.
2006-10-18 05:09:01 · 15 answers · asked by INOTFRIEND 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My cousin's hubby came home drunk one night and she decided to teach him a lesson because he was really loud and obnoxious drunk. We waited until he passed out and we painted his finger nails, put makeup on him and (after I left the room) she tied a little ribbon around his you know what and put a pair of her panties on him. I wasn't there when he woke up, but she said you could hear him scream WTF for a mile, lol.
2006-10-18 05:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Going down the road one time I saw 2 people on the side sitting
on this guard rail well to my surprise one of them was a man taking a dunk while sitting on the guard rail. But I course I said to my kids not to look but they did. What the bad thing was there was a gas station just 50 ft away and he was right at very big intersection off the freeway.We did not stay around to see if the police came.
2006-10-18 05:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by He is in control 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy watching teenagers on their bikes showing off for attention at traffic lights. They want everyones attention and then they run into a tree or some shrubs. Actually they would be great funniest home video moments.
2006-10-18 05:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A midget family woke up one morning to find a thick yellow line that went from their house to the milk section in a nearby convenience store. A sign taped to their front door read, 'Follow the Yellow Brick Road.'
2006-10-18 05:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by earthly_virgo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
College roommate streaking naked out the back door of a biker bar - he had 6 bikers following him with pool cues as he dove into the back window of the car.
2006-10-18 05:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by matters 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had company over one night, (evan ration of guys and girls) and one of my girlfriends who is very dark skinned fell asleep. And i though i would be funny to sprinkle baby powder on her face. Of course she did not feel it, but she did toss, she woke up like nothing was wrong, and had to go to the bathroom,,,,,she was acting like she was the bomb and she was the one all of the guys wanted, well when she went to the bathroom it was dead silence, and i could not help it, I busted out laughing, she came out without saying a word and walked right out the door, talk about funny as hell. she looked like she had white freckles all over, and you would think since she went in the bathroom she would wash her face. (NOT)
2006-10-18 05:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by CeKaye L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once saw a drunk man strip butt-naked, and was walking along the side of the road. a police cruiser now drove up to him. the guy now turned and peed right on the hood of the police cruiser, with the cops sitting inside looking dumbfounded. lol
2006-10-18 05:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
standing in the town centre the other day... a dog wandering along wearing sunglasses and a chain necklace being followed by a chicken. no-one else seemed to notice anything odd and that's what really made me laugh.
2006-10-18 05:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Netjunkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is watching this really great dancing black guy (standing on a corner waiving one of those grand opening signs) just really jam and dance to his music. He was truly in his own world. It was a hoot and had everyone around us was in stiches.
2006-10-18 05:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by roxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen a drunk passed out flat on his face in his plate of food at a restaurant...along with many other things-can't think of them.
2006-10-18 05:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋