There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."
2006-10-18 05:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that was a really awesome joke. i love it ... Love much <3 Laura
2006-10-18 05:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the son was a pig, right??
2006-10-18 12:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing! Once again you brighten up my day. You're amazing. Keep 'em coming. You're cracking me up.
2006-10-18 12:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats flippin' sweet yo!
-Ryan
2006-10-18 12:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by mycarpultunnel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>snerk< yeah. That's good.
almost too real to be funny tho.
2006-10-18 12:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great one!
2006-10-18 13:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee tooo funny
2006-10-18 12:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by nicole l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah a
2006-10-18 12:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by sexylittleleo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!! LOL!!
2006-10-18 12:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
2006-10-18 12:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋