Polls & Surveys - 16 October 2006

The madam was experiencing hard times and began losing money. Finally, in an
effort to save her house, she decided to replace her girls with inflatable
dolls.
The first evening, two drunks stumbled in, paid their money, and repaired
upstairs. A half hour later they came down and went to the bar next door to
compare notes.
They sat there staring blearily at one another, and after a while the first
drunk said, "I think mine was dead."
"Dead?" asked the second drunk? "How come you think she was dead?"
"Well," said the first drunk, "she didn't talk, she didn't move - she didn't
do anything."
They sat a few more minutes, and then the second drunk said, "Well, I think
mine was a witch."
"A witch? How come?" asked the first drunk.
"Well," he said, "when I leaned over to nibble her breast, she suddenly let
out a long, loud fart and flew out the window."

2006-10-16 03:43:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-16 03:43:03 · 6 answers · asked by people are scum 4

Or is it just great dress up fun?

2006-10-16 03:42:24 · 24 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

2006-10-16 03:42:07 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have you ever killed somebody???? If not.....would you do it??? What would that person had to do to make you that angry???

2006-10-16 03:41:32 · 16 answers · asked by Stuntman Skorpionn 3

2006-10-16 03:39:52 · 23 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4

It's working out pretty well

2006-10-16 03:39:19 · 8 answers · asked by cynthetiq 6

2006-10-16 03:39:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-16 03:37:26 · 18 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6

your shoes.

2006-10-16 03:36:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

i mean, i don't see why it wouldnt have been

2006-10-16 03:36:25 · 17 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1

My teacher in primery school used to sit on the desk.She also used to tell us stupid short stories.

2006-10-16 03:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by bookshopfish 1

I made a baking soda paste but now he has to go to work. What can he do if it starts to bother him at work?

2006-10-16 03:36:15 · 10 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7

Do you skin them or pluck them?

2006-10-16 03:28:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

what's going on? where am i?

who are these people? what happened to their brains?

2006-10-16 03:28:23 · 17 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1

...to drown in it?

2006-10-16 03:28:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

USA

well if I had a VIRUS I would ask for the cure...

2006-10-16 03:27:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

or do you plan to?

2006-10-16 03:26:33 · 18 answers · asked by Wish 6

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male
egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a
minute." and off she went.

Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky
‘egg’lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it
completely.

The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head
with a spoon!"

2006-10-16 03:26:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-16 03:25:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Choose only 1 food/item from each category that you would eat/drink:

Breakfast:

___Apple Jacks,Lucky Charms, or Cocoa Puffs
___Cheerios
___Special K
___Eggs (scrambled, sunny side up, or overeasy)
___ french toast, waffles or pancakes

LUNCH

____Spaghetti and Meatballs
____Pizza
____Hamburger and Fries
____Quiche Lorraine
____Meatloaf and Mashpotatoes


SNACKS

___ Popcorn
____Fruit
____Yogurt
____Twinkies, Donuts, Snowballs, etc
____Chips
_____Cake
____Ice Cream

DINNER:

____Salad
____ Chicken
____ Fish
____Pork

BEVERAGES:

___juice
____ water
____ coke
____sprite
____ beer
____red wine
____white wine
____wine cooler

2006-10-16 03:19:38 · 19 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5

2006-10-16 03:19:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing."

2006-10-16 03:19:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-16 03:17:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

tell me any damn place but beautiful and peaceful

2006-10-16 03:16:13 · 37 answers · asked by grina 1

2006-10-16 03:06:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.

The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.

He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"

The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.

Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.

She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"

Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."

2006-10-16 03:06:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

___Some High School
____ High School Grad
____ Some College
____College Grad
_____Other (be specific)

2006-10-16 03:05:59 · 44 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5

2006-10-16 03:04:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

2006-10-16 03:04:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous