2006-10-16 03:04:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Go and masturbate in the toilets...
Make coffee and gob in it...
Go and hit a fire alarm, then hit on the firemen when they come out...
Hide all the paperclips and see how long it takes anybody to notice...
Use your computer to rank your colleagues on dress sense, level of annoyingness, likelihood of getting laid this year, etc....
Set up a new yahoo email acoount with a dodgy porn name and send dodgy porn type messages to your colleagues - see how many of them try to reply without anybody else seeing what they are doing...
Start yawning - see how long it takes before everyone else feels really tired...
Call everyone Trevor
Develop a speech addition - finish every sentence with a phrase like, "yeah, man?" or "like wow." etc. See if anybody a) notices, b) comments, c) starts picking it up themselves.
Tell some bizarre lies, like you once saw Elton John coming out of the bathroom with his flies undone and he was massive...
Hope this helps.
2006-10-16 03:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don,t bring a Gun to Work? Get rid of sharp objects in Your Vicinity? Do not Hit anyone with your Coffee Cup.
2006-10-16 10:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by Legion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just murder someone on the way to work and get it out of your system...works for me!!
2006-10-16 10:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Ludacris's new song slap it gets me through the day.
2006-10-16 10:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tampa Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u can go out for 20 minutes, grab yourself a hot chocolate (no coffee!!) and take a walk.
2006-10-16 10:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Zoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good luck with that. I finally got a job working at home and there are still 2 people that bug me, my kid and my S/O; can't they leave me the hell alone when I'm working???
2006-10-16 10:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep saying to yourself, 'It'll all be over at five O'clock, It'll all be over at five O'clock,' and if that doesn't work, hide the body in the copy room and swear the mail guy did it.
2006-10-16 10:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a deep breath and relax.
2006-10-16 10:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
picture yourself smashing all the annoying peoples heads as if they where pumpkins, you can do it with a baseball bat, or whatever, be creative.
2006-10-16 10:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
voodoo dolls work for me
2006-10-16 10:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by debean75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋