A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.
The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.
She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."
2006-10-16 03:06:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Agnes says,
"I know... but this one's eating my POPCORN!"
2006-10-16 03:11:06 · update #1
Extra butter and a little Co*k
2006-10-16 03:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-22 06:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my popcorn, especially with extra butter and chicken.
2006-10-16 03:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by kick it 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like my popcorn either way butter is just to give it extra flavor so as long as i have it on the popcorn im perfactly fine. popcorn is the best snack in the house.. yea baby..
2006-10-16 04:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by michelle d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love popcorn.
2006-10-16 04:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute-but to answer the actual question:
Kettle corn w/light butter.
2006-10-16 03:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate popcorn
2006-10-16 03:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a c ock in stead of a chicken?
2006-10-16 03:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you didn't finish the joke and second, you told this yesterday. You can't fool me!! Nice try. luv ya anyways!!
2006-10-16 03:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with extra butter(lol)
2006-10-16 03:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by melody d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋