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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing."

2006-10-16 03:19:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

so funny! it just made my day LOL.. i'd been having quite a bad night till i read that. TY! more?

2006-10-16 03:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I read that here a few weeks ago. Still think it's pretty funny

2006-10-16 10:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0 0

That's funny. It's nice to see clean jokes on here.

2006-10-16 10:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

Rally LMAO Thank you.

2006-10-16 10:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0 0

LOL. Very Good.

2006-10-16 10:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Legion 6 · 0 0

LMAO!! That was hilarious.

2006-10-16 10:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 0

too funny!

2006-10-16 10:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by crystal powell 3 · 0 0

:) :)

2006-10-16 13:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very cute. Thanks again.

2006-10-16 10:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0 0

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