These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male
egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a
minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky
‘egg’lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it
completely.
The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head
with a spoon!"
2006-10-16 03:26:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOLLLLLLL.. you crack me up!
2006-10-16 03:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 80 per cent of the time/ cute joke.
2006-10-16 03:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all the time.
2006-10-16 04:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gives new meaning to the term "spooning"
2006-10-16 03:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Where are you getting all of these. I'm getting addicted to you.
2006-10-16 03:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-10-16 04:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, that's awesome!
2006-10-16 03:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by Simone H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great...do you have more jokes for us to put up with?
2006-10-16 03:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, no they are not 100% effective.
2006-10-16 03:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Thanks for the jokes, there making me laugh and I need that this morning.
2006-10-16 03:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Good one.
2006-10-16 03:36:06 · answer #11 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋