The madam was experiencing hard times and began losing money. Finally, in an
effort to save her house, she decided to replace her girls with inflatable
dolls.
The first evening, two drunks stumbled in, paid their money, and repaired
upstairs. A half hour later they came down and went to the bar next door to
compare notes.
They sat there staring blearily at one another, and after a while the first
drunk said, "I think mine was dead."
"Dead?" asked the second drunk? "How come you think she was dead?"
"Well," said the first drunk, "she didn't talk, she didn't move - she didn't
do anything."
They sat a few more minutes, and then the second drunk said, "Well, I think
mine was a witch."
"A witch? How come?" asked the first drunk.
"Well," he said, "when I leaned over to nibble her breast, she suddenly let
out a long, loud fart and flew out the window."
2006-10-16 03:43:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that was funny, youve got a gift. .lol
2006-10-16 03:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by Me♥Manatees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-16 04:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even remotely funny.
2006-10-16 03:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, get in the right category!!
2006-10-16 03:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee - they should make the boobs with reinforced rubber!
2006-10-16 03:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by noyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha-ha-
2006-10-16 03:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by ash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2006-10-16 03:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by RENA J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too cute!!! Give me some more!!!
2006-10-16 03:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg that was funny!!! lmao
2006-10-16 03:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny
2006-10-16 03:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by Chris C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋