You madly dash for the public restroom and barely make it before the "volcano" erupts. As the "downward flow" progresses - you notice that there is NO toilet paper in the stall. You later find that there is no TP anywhere in the bathroom, no paper towels, no soap, nothing!
Then to make matters worse, you discover that you dropped a $200 wad of cash into the bowl from your back pocket. It is now covered with the Mexican/beer/corn mixture that was building up from the previous evening of drunken debauchery. We're talking massive mess here!
What do you do?
Remember, no TP, no soap, no paper towels! You're alone with nobody to call for help. And ladies you have NOTHING in your purse that can help you either!
10 points for the most creative or funniest idea!
2006-10-14
11:42:39
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