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that she was gonna cook breakfast, but she hasnt. i cant function properly without breakfast!!!!!!! IM CALLING MOM!!!!

2006-10-14 11:39:31 · 10 answers · asked by 123321 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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AHAHAHA!!! thats rich !! call mommy ! You know they say american wives are the worst homemakers .9 out of 10 of them wont fold their husbands socks !!

2006-10-14 11:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is a great area to move to from NY. How exiting! You say you would like to leave the past behind and that is OK. But you can't order your wife to do the same. This is a very personal thing you're asking from her and I think you crossed the line here dude. If she wants to keep those ashes with her, she could bury or scatter them in the new garden that you (no doubt) have. The Adirondacks seem a great place for that. But even if she wants to keep her mum's ashes in the house, you should try to agree with her on a way or spot that is acceptable for both of you. By the way: did you know that you can have jewelry made out of part of the ashes of a beloved one? Maybe you can suggest that she does that, before giving the rest a final destination.

2016-05-22 02:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 4 · 0 0

Speaking from experience....
If you wanna get her to cook breakfast then have another female cook for you. Make sure the chick is hot looking lol. After two days of cooking breakfast for you and you talking a bout how good it taste your wife will kick her azz out and cook for you herself.
I know i was the wife once lol.

2006-10-14 11:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 1 0

Men...if they could do their mothers they would never get married. Make some cereal and knock off the whining. Oh and then take out the garbage like a good boy.

2006-10-14 11:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by dragonrider707 6 · 0 0

Go on strike. Stop doing one of your chores in retaliation. If you do the laundry, let it pile up, if you take out the garbage, let that pile up.

If you really want to be spiteful, withhold the nookie until she makes with the bacon & eggs!!

2006-10-14 11:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok, so whats the deal that you can't fix braekfast, your MOM surely taught you that, maybe if you cooked up a nice breakfast, she would do it the next time.

2006-10-14 11:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Stop doing some of the chores, until she starts living up to her end of the bargain.

2006-10-14 11:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by magnolia_76 6 · 0 0

Just go by Mcdonald's in the mornings

2006-10-14 16:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

tell her you not get out of bed, until breakfast is service

2006-10-14 11:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0 0

Buy from a restaurant!

2006-10-14 21:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0 0

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