Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 6 October 2006

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
"Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I
knew she was a virgin, I would have been much gentler with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could
actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

2006-10-06 02:46:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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what have you bought that you really didnt need?

mines another handbag!

2006-10-06 02:46:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What's the square root of BBQ sauce?

2006-10-06 02:45:25 · 10 answers · asked by Naddo 3

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Charcoal or Gas?

2006-10-06 02:44:03 · 22 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

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How do you know when your hungry?

2006-10-06 02:42:42 · 21 answers · asked by Naddo 3

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Cornelius, Lilliana, Drake, sydny, Gabrial, Eva, Lucius, Lillia...like any of these names? Tell me your name?

2006-10-06 02:41:44 · 8 answers · asked by chexmix 4

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What song did you wake up with in your head?

2006-10-06 02:41:42 · 14 answers · asked by JusticeManEsq 5

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Pancakes or french toast?

I am so hungry this morning!!

2006-10-06 02:39:29 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Is this a legit excuse?

Badgurl just made me hungry with that grilling Q. Can I leave work and take a personal day to go home & grill?

2006-10-06 02:38:46 · 9 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6

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why does it seem like every time I turn on the news I hear "Islamics are angry"?

Do Islamics spend their lives angry? Where's the love? Where's the spirituality? And where are the Islamics that disapprove of all the violence being done in their name?

2006-10-06 02:36:27 · 7 answers · asked by Carl J 2

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Why do I feel so negatively about Hugh Grant?

Why can I not bear to watch him on TV or even try to watch his acting, when I know nothing about "The man" himself, who may be just a really nice guy?

2006-10-06 02:35:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What do you want to be seen as in other people's eyes?

2006-10-06 02:34:44 · 13 answers · asked by That_guy 4

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Is it normal to be nervous on your Wedding Night?

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle
or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:

“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”

2006-10-06 02:34:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you like to cook on the grill?

what would you make me?

2006-10-06 02:33:14 · 22 answers · asked by badgurl 5

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Give Me One Good Reason Why Santa Should bring You anything for Christmas???

2006-10-06 02:32:45 · 13 answers · asked by Billie Woowoo 2

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Is that just the way the wild wind blows?

2006-10-06 02:32:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Polls & Surveys - 6 October 2006