Polls & Surveys - 6 October 2006

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke
out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride
between the legs.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.

''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

2006-10-06 02:32:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.wrva.com/pages/jimmysnewpage.html
Halfway down left column.....

2006-10-06 02:29:10 · 6 answers · asked by lost&confused 5

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up
a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.

"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"

"A dog!" said Eddie.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what
your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

2006-10-06 02:27:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:27:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.

2006-10-06 02:23:50 · 17 answers · asked by lcd 2

I am usually on in the evening & I am noticing lots of people from the UK, which is neat, I think :). Just saying hi! I am in the USA.

2006-10-06 02:23:43 · 25 answers · asked by J.Z. 3

2006-10-06 02:23:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:22:17 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7

2006-10-06 02:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by That_guy 4

All questions around mine are getting 20 or even 40 answers but mine get only 5 to 8

i am feeling bad

2006-10-06 02:20:03 · 5 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4

2006-10-06 02:19:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:18:13 · 23 answers · asked by badgurl 5

If you have 70+ answers, do you read them all?

2006-10-06 02:18:09 · 12 answers · asked by gymfreak 2

2006-10-06 02:12:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wish I could most days!!

2006-10-06 02:12:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:09:04 · 42 answers · asked by badgurl 5

2006-10-06 02:08:48 · 19 answers · asked by nodumgys 7

2006-10-06 02:08:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Should I stick her in a $3000 Louis Vuitton purse and carry her everywhere I go?

But what happens if she poops in there?

2006-10-06 02:07:51 · 20 answers · asked by NA 6

how do some couples make it last a lifetime?

2006-10-06 02:06:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Turnip _______ cornicopia seventeen __________ labotomy ______ refridgeration.

2006-10-06 02:03:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:03:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:03:19 · 27 answers · asked by badgurl 5

I "MIGHT" see "THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE" today,I MIGHT,though.

2006-10-06 02:00:45 · 8 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5

Betamax seemed better quality...

2006-10-06 02:00:33 · 19 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2

2006-10-06 01:59:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Eat ____ and die.

2006-10-06 01:58:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 01:58:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 01:58:12 · 21 answers · asked by lol 6

location, people.....

2006-10-06 01:56:55 · 15 answers · asked by lol 6