A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up
a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what
your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
2006-10-06 02:27:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
citizen your like an energizer bunny you just keep going an going your so funny
2006-10-06 05:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that kind of reminded me of this joke. little jimmy hears all the older boys at school about p.ussies and b.itches so he comes home and asks his dad what a p.ussy is, but his dad is busy watching a ball game so he just grabs a hustler magazine and a marker and circles her vagina and says thats a p.ussy. so then jimmy says well whats a ******, and his dad says everything outside of that circle. and it reminds me of this joke too. a guy is out hunting and shoots a deer and is cooking it for dinner, when the family is eating the daughter says gee this meat tastes a little different than anything i have had before, what kind of meat is it, and the dad says its what youre mother calls me. and she says oh gross, were eating a.ssholes.
2006-10-06 02:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what I hate is when everyone puts oh that's so funny so maybe they can get the 10 points. well not every joke is amusing. this was a 2 out of 10
2006-10-06 02:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Naddo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL, love it! Can't wait to tell my mom.
Thumbs up for you and two points for me. Yay!
2006-10-06 02:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by SallyC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Language like that is what corrupts the childrens mind. I didn't find it funny at all.
2006-10-06 02:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-06 02:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-06 02:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by paris m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.....
2006-10-06 02:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute!
2006-10-06 02:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's cute.
2006-10-06 02:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋