A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke
out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.
''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride
between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''
2006-10-06 02:32:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How do you know me????? lol
2006-10-06 03:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in love once and now I look back and think is love real or is it some emotion that we all think is real and tell ourselfs this because this is what the world tells us.
2006-10-06 09:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by chexmix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehehehehehheheheheheh....
and there i was ready to send in a soapy mushy ' yes i fall inlove everyday bla bla ' line...
HAAAAAA hahahahahah good one hey..
thumbs up for u..
2006-10-06 09:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Condie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That's great!! Another great one. Thanks for making me laugh today. You have no idea how much I needed that (to laugh).
2006-10-06 09:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-06 12:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have
2006-10-06 10:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL
2006-10-06 09:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by mousecurtain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's funny!!
2006-10-06 09:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it :):):)
2006-10-06 11:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋