The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle
or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:
“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
2006-10-06 02:34:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-06 02:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by chexmix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 22:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by genthner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex is the only thing that keeps me from going on a 3 state killing spree......If I couldn't feel it then I think it would be time for my .357, and a roll of duct tape {In case my hands were shaking....I wouldn't want to miss}
2006-10-06 02:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! That sly dentist! lol
2006-10-06 02:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet:)
2006-10-06 04:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very humerous who wouldn't be nervous
2006-10-06 02:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-06 02:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-10-06 02:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty bad.
2006-10-06 02:36:27 · answer #9 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's just plain mean
2006-10-06 02:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mondschein! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋