Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
"Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I
knew she was a virgin, I would have been much gentler with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could
actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
2006-10-06 02:46:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What is it with all these 90 year olds getting laid Citizen? I'm in my mid 30s....I look mid 20s & I
haven't been laid since Mobey Dick was a minnow.....But thanks for knowing how to make a chic feel good about herself....LOL!
2006-10-06 02:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the relation of question to joke...lol...but anyway. I HATE sleeping with people. Anytime I've lived with somebody I'm dating, we always have 2 bedrooms and I sleep alone. Sex is one thing, but I just can't stand sharing a bed to sleep.
2006-10-06 02:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of most of the solutions you acquire are rediculas there is not any longer something incorrect with living that form of a existence as long as you do no longer placed on your hearts out on your sleeves ascertain you all comprehend it is somewhat helpful to to all be honest with one yet another so no person gets harm in this way of relation deliver. the guy could be living in heaven basically all adult males dream approximately living with 2 lady that could have intercourse with him. and lady, i think of there all lesbians now besides. ANd the respond on your ? is choose for it.
2016-10-18 22:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by genthner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love just cuddling with him on a rainy day
2006-10-06 02:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by searcher 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL funny.
2006-10-06 02:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww, old people sex. Gross!
2006-10-06 02:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is cute.
2006-10-06 02:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by ?? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never did never will
2006-10-06 03:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-06 02:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG.....LOL.....
~PEACE~
2006-10-06 02:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋