So, I heard this advertisement on the radio that it is ladies night tonight at this club. It seems that ladies drink free from 7pm - 11pm. Hell, that sounded like a great way to save myself $60 - $70 so I have devised a plan.
I decided to shave my legs, throw on a cute little mini skirt, stuff the old padded bra, and get myself a blonde wig.
Now what I REALLY need help with is finding the proper way to tuck the frank and beans back between my legs. I can't seem to get it right without causing myself a lot of pain.
Can anyone offer any good advice?
2006-10-03
09:43:56
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