So, I heard this advertisement on the radio that it is ladies night tonight at this club. It seems that ladies drink free from 7pm - 11pm. Hell, that sounded like a great way to save myself $60 - $70 so I have devised a plan.
I decided to shave my legs, throw on a cute little mini skirt, stuff the old padded bra, and get myself a blonde wig.
Now what I REALLY need help with is finding the proper way to tuck the frank and beans back between my legs. I can't seem to get it right without causing myself a lot of pain.
Can anyone offer any good advice?
2006-10-03 09:43:56 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dude you are lucky you asked this. IT'S CAAAALLLLED the TUCK! If you need help it's in the movie "Silence of the Lambs". Where the guy near the end puts his goods between his legs and its gone with the wind. If you need professional help contact this guy named Edward. He knows about that and 70's bands. One in particular that seems to love Satan.
2006-10-04 03:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you trying to dress like a woman? Wow dude you need some serious problems. And a club that starts at 7pm doesn't sound right you might not want to go
2006-10-03 09:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥QT♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ugh. this blouse is terrible. if ur in the direction of the skinnier ingredient it wnt tutor off ur g00d parent. if u r heavier this blouse won't healthful u.then pants could get replaced too. there is two plenty pleading. wearing darker denims will make you seem greater alluring. i myself like the footwear. you wanna placed on some thing exciting, alluring, and nonetheless delicate. u dnt wanna b dancing around in some thing thats bothering u. i admire how the colour of the blouse is shiny. this could be eyecatching without over dooing it. wish u have exciting
2016-10-18 10:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by agudelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I understand, you grasp firmly and place up into the crack--just tucking, if you will, up as far as you can. If you can keep your legs together, which I doubt you can, then you may be able to pull this off, Ouch!...no, I mean, it may work. If not. Who cares? Now, as far as the pain goes...you know what they say...no pain no gain. hahaha. SUFFER YOU FREAK.
2006-10-04 11:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Psycho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've gotten a lot of good ideas, but most of them could come "undone" before the evening is over. I suggest super glue.
2006-10-03 18:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little pain for some free drinks come on........ if you want the free drinks that bad you'll have to bear with it...
do you look as good in a dress as tootsie?
2006-10-03 09:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by no 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you're going to have to suck it up and deal with the pain. Or wear a longer skirt.
2006-10-03 09:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever see Pet Detective? Jim Carrey did it! Keep trying you wussy!
2006-10-03 09:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Basketcase 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude just pay for you drinks!
2006-10-03 09:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape it down or something.
2006-10-03 09:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋