Other - Entertainment - October 2006

I have a desk job and we are slow about 99.9% of the time.....so if you could give me some cool sites it would be greatly appreciated!

2006-10-03 10:06:57 · 7 answers · asked by Itisme 2

I am lucky to have a good group of friends. Lately we all pretty much decided that we drink too much... we basically just get trashed every weekend. We are trying to think of fun stuff to do that doesn't involve being drunk... we can't think of any because that is pretty much all we have done since high school. What do you do for fun on the weekends without getting drunk? None of us are huge fans of board games... we have already thought of movies, bowling, roller skating, etc... however that stuff will get boring after a few visits and we'll probably just go back to getting drunk every weekend... what do people who don't drink do?

2006-10-03 09:32:07 · 16 answers · asked by Mike Hunt 5

2006-10-03 09:16:20 · 12 answers · asked by benneth 1

I'm talking pre-Spongebob, here, please.

You know how you remember Steve Urkel from Family Matters, and Mork from Mork & Mindy, Screech from Saved by the Bell, and Alf from Alf, because they stood out so much that you practically don't remember anyone else from those shows?

I'm trying to remember characters like that - except from kid's cartoons, etc.

2006-10-03 09:09:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think this may have well been in Answers already but good enough to put in again.

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

2006-10-03 09:06:09 · 39 answers · asked by wee stoater 4

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

2006-10-03 09:01:54 · 14 answers · asked by wee stoater 4

What is the correct way of inflating the long balloons used for making sculptures? I bought a pump, but when I inflate the balloons the end won't inflate. It leaves about a 10 cm piece that does not inflate. It gets to the point where the balloon pops.

I'm also having trouble making a knot at the end. The balloon seems to puncture at the knot and starts deflating. What am I doing wrong?!

Please help

2006-10-03 08:38:05 · 4 answers · asked by the_real_yoda 2

2006-10-03 08:14:40 · 7 answers · asked by Guchie 1

please

2006-10-03 08:14:21 · 1 answers · asked by tma 6

2006-10-03 08:07:22 · 2 answers · asked by titaest 2

Anyways what are some good websites or things to do around the house? other than read a book, and take a bath

2006-10-03 07:56:34 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4

Need to know where to go for a good , at what time i should get there to make sure she sees all the action

2006-10-03 07:55:56 · 5 answers · asked by wdrolet3 1

2006-10-03 07:25:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2

spreading your legs for £10,000 smackers...and if yes to which name should the check be made payable ?

2006-10-03 07:25:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A rock n roll band.. it's gotta be simple yet have some flow to it, something that will stick in your head over and over kinda like led zepplin does.

2006-10-03 07:22:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-03 07:20:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

The green liquid that Dumbledore insists on drinking the entire thing no matter what he says... my boyfriend and other friends are debating what the liquid is and if there's been clues as to what it was or will it come into play in the final Harry Potter book? Let me know if you've noticed anything that suggests what it could be. Thanks!

2006-10-03 07:14:40 · 6 answers · asked by Lola 3

for a prance around the pool...completely starkers perhaps doing a cartwheel along the route.....omg

2006-10-03 07:08:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Snow Patrol "Chasing cars" gotta love it.

2006-10-03 07:03:35 · 6 answers · asked by this girl 1

2006-10-03 07:03:10 · 4 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2

2006-10-03 07:01:57 · 15 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2

I MEAN DANG!

2006-10-03 06:56:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-03 06:55:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

If anyone has any info on either of the books or the new movie, plz let me know

2006-10-03 06:54:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-03 06:54:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-03 06:52:20 · 14 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1

2006-10-03 06:51:56 · 41 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1

My husband is in a neck brace from an accident and stays at home every single day. He's usually in a good mood, but for the past 2 days he's been really depressed. He doesn't like to go out because every one stares and asks questions about the neck brace. I want to do something nice for him and take him somewhere where he can enjoy getting out but not having to deal with anybody. We live in North county san diego and I was thinking about a picnic on a cliff overlooking the ocean or something like that. I dont want to have to drive all the way down to san diego though. Any ideas?

2006-10-03 06:50:55 · 5 answers · asked by Bobby 2

YOUR BEST YO MAMMA JOKE! NOW! LETS BATTLE!

2006-10-03 06:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by Paris, je t'aime 5

The bar is on the beach and we are just looking for a great slogan that will get some attention. Any suggestions will help. Thanks!!

2006-10-03 06:21:52 · 8 answers · asked by bahama gal 1