I am fed up with perves on the tube giving me a c.o.c.k nudge? what should I do?

Answer 1

1 Say very loudly, "was that your co*k u were shoving against me? I wasn't sure cos it felt a bit small"

2 the tack sounds good

3 Carry nutcrackers

Answer 2

Could it have anything to do with far to many people being squashed into a carriage, and then travelling a very rocky train ride, that's if they remember where the brakes am.

Basically men with bits squashed against people and vibrations of trains.

If it is a real perve, just grab his bits and pull or a tried and tested way is , point at it and go ' urgh look at that, put it away before you embarrass yourself'.

Answer 3

Wearing a cup all the time is not only a good way to prevent unwanted contact. It's also an easy way to make yourself invulnerable and women curious.

Answer 4

I smile and say thank you. If i can carry at the same time up the braveness, i attempt to declare something intense-high quality decrease back to them. humorous factor is, I continuously convince myself they weren't being basic and in basic terms pitying/patronizing me. it is often been that way.

Answer 5

I'm not sure what that is but it doesn't sound pleasant. Actually it sounds disgusting. Just quietly say 'do you mind' with the most evil and disapproving facial expression. That aught to do it.

Answer 6

What is a c.o.c.k nudge?

Answer 7

Get off at Cockfosters.

Answer 8

I could nudge it for you baby

Answer 9

Shock the monkey!!

Answer 10

Carry a drawing pin...