My wife has left and hasn't talked to me in four months, my daughter asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail, one of my sons posted a picture of himself on myspace holding a machine gun, my other son was broadsided in our car by a hit and run driver, a lightning strike fried two of my TVs, my cable modem, and a VCR, and my dog died. The number of country songwriters in my front yard has gotten out of control. I tried firing a warning shotgun blast over their heads, but they thought that was a signal to start a country music festival and hoedown. A friend suggested playing Metallica at full volume, but another friend pointed out that would violate the Geneva Convention. Is there a legal, humane way to get these guys out of my front yard?
2006-08-11
06:40:24
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7 answers
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asked by
Bob G
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