Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2007

HAVE U EVER RAN FROM THE POLICE B4 IF SO TELL UR STORY

2007-12-30 06:33:17 · 5 answers · asked by fatboi559 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:32:59 · 25 answers · asked by Jeffrey & Katherine W 1 in Movies

LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ' Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!' The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go. Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, ' You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!!! '



LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... ENGLISH: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob'


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.' The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Johnny says ' I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ' Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. ' To which Little Johnny replied, ' The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking. '

2007-12-30 06:32:16 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 06:31:38 · 36 answers · asked by ★Kermit the Frog★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Haha, god im terrible am i?

2007-12-30 06:31:13 · 24 answers · asked by Axel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:31:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Almost everybody has an alias...care to share your first name?

2007-12-30 06:30:41 · 29 answers · asked by Ladyhawke 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:30:37 · 11 answers · asked by Porkchop 6 in Polls & Surveys

Wheni was young my parents were so poor that if i didnt wake up on christmas morning with a hard on i had nothing to play with.

2007-12-30 06:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by vivienne s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

me and my mom are suppose to get my aunt from the
hospital and maybe stop and get her something to eat
how about you

2007-12-30 06:29:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you...

Rich or Poor -

Nice or Mean -

Smart or Dumb -

Old or Young -

Short or Tall -

Male or Female -

*Would you eat..

Chicken or Steak

Oranges or Apples

Bacon or Sausage

Cabbage or Collards

Soup or Grilled Cheese

*Is this Survey long??

Yes or No??

2007-12-30 06:29:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:28:53 · 13 answers · asked by Zaii (imanaddictfordramatics) 4 in Other - Music

How much would that paycheck be every other week?

2007-12-30 06:28:34 · 5 answers · asked by Beth 6 in Polls & Surveys

This guy starts off in california where he gets all of his ninja gear. Then he goes down to this golf course and kills alot of people. Then, the cops kill him. Then his spirit goes into this girl and he starts killing the cops who killed him. Can anybody help? Thanks so much.

2007-12-30 06:28:31 · 2 answers · asked by kimiko 2 in Movies

Tell me why you are addicted

Personally it's because You don't have to get all complictaed you can simply give a yes or no and the asker is satisfied..You don't necessarily havt to give a backstory...you just say what you have to say and go and not spend five minutes on each question?

2007-12-30 06:28:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't personally use make-up often, if at all.

2007-12-30 06:28:08 · 13 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

My birthday (12/30) is the same as Tiger Woods! Do you share your b-day with someone famous?

2007-12-30 06:28:00 · 12 answers · asked by :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

mines August

best month of the year!!!!

maybe its cause my birthday is august 13

or maybe its cause thats when we go on vacation

or maybe its cause we go on vacation during my birthday!
(except this year we didn't)

so whats urs?

2007-12-30 06:27:32 · 21 answers · asked by Nowhere Child 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:26:50 · 18 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

No, it's not me. I go to school with her and I'm CRAZY jealous
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on the far right
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2007-12-30 06:26:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:26:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good bye everyone.
I am leaving Yahoo! Answers, because it is extremely addicting, and very annoying...

Yeah...so... bye..
♥Olive

By the way, sorry this isn't a question...
just say bye or something? =/

2007-12-30 06:24:48 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:24:29 · 16 answers · asked by samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://360.yahoo.com/ericaflower27

2007-12-30 06:24:21 · 7 answers · asked by Emma 4 in Polls & Surveys

fav cd:
fav soda:
fav store:
fav color:
store u hate:
fav food:
cellphone u want:
fav candy:
fav snack:
chocolate or vanillia:
resturant:
fast food:
fav pet:
fav singer:

2007-12-30 06:24:00 · 20 answers · asked by M3♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I ask them if I can borrow twenty dollars.

2007-12-30 06:23:27 · 16 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you leave the water running as you're brushing? Or do you turn it off between rinses?

2007-12-30 06:23:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can you imagine if everybody had enough to eat? all the refugees.. all the elderly shut-ins... all the 'street people' ?

isn't it sad that the things that we (computer affording ppl) often take for granted , are things that some people LITERALLY pray for, so their children don't keep on dying in front of them.
http://www.unhcr.org/cgi-bin/texis/vtx/news/opendoc.htm?tbl=NEWS&id=3f9e8bb77

2007-12-30 06:23:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:22:25 · 48 answers · asked by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i mean, what makes us otherwise reasonable and mild-mannered adults so incandescent with rage upon the mere mention of 'honnah montana' or 'high school musical' or 'the jonas brothers' (whoever they are, i dont even KNOW and it still makes me mad) why exactly does this make our blood so boil with murderous rage to the point where we feel as though we want to stave said kids head in with a large breeze block. ?!

is there something psychologically wrong with us, or is it REALLY JUST THAT ANNOYING!?

2007-12-30 06:22:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys