Wheni was young my parents were so poor that if i didnt wake up on christmas morning with a hard on i had nothing to play with.
2007-12-30 06:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by vivienne s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very true and how I remember it.
But you know what they say about Father Christmas. He only comes once a year, but when he does .... he fills your stocking!
2007-12-30 06:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your lucky.My mother used to cut holes in my trouser pockets at xmas time cos we were so poor
2007-12-30 16:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess mum and dad didn't ask you to stuff the turkey for them! YUCK
2007-12-31 05:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could always tie sausages round your neck so the pup would play with you lol
2007-12-30 14:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NOPE NOPE NOPE AND ITS A BIT LATE FOR CHRISTMAS JOKES..DONT YOU THINK?
2007-12-30 14:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-12-30 14:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by richard g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh dear.
2007-12-30 14:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so rude and annoying
2007-12-30 14:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by shanett2hype 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no..no..no
2007-12-30 14:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋