Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2007

.....would have to get a day of the week tattoo so I could match them to my panties.....What a brilliant person I am!!

2007-12-30 06:43:58 · 9 answers · asked by Flaming Tresses V 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please explain why it's your favorite.

If your not a Mel Brooks fan then you have no reason to answer this question.

Mine is Blazing Saddles, no reason except it tickles my funny bone no matter how many times I see it. Young Frankenstein is my second choice.

2007-12-30 06:43:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's
side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was
downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things
by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to 'Bring
this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to
your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to
take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to
the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

2007-12-30 06:43:04 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 06:42:50 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Last night while I was asleep around 1 a.m. I could feel my body shake like when you tighten your muscles you can get them to shake a little bit. Except I was doing it a little bit worse. I was still conscious but I couldn't pull my self out of it. I could feel my heartbeat pumping extremely hard. While I was doing it I thought that is was raining really hard and I thought the roof came off and there was an earthquake going on, but of course that was just me shaking. It seemed like it lasted for about 3 seconds, I remember coming and feeling really scared. Was this a seizure?

2007-12-30 06:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Lucky dog 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:42:03 · 21 answers · asked by J.D. is away 4 in Polls & Surveys

With a nick nack paddywack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home. Who Remembers a song like that from their childhood? And do you recall any others??

2007-12-30 06:42:02 · 13 answers · asked by j.pee69 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A cold in less than 24 hours please help have to get back on work

2007-12-30 06:41:56 · 45 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

my band is an all girls band. we have 2 guitars a bass and drums. we need a good name. we play like punk rock-alternative-ish music. help please

2007-12-30 06:41:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I've been collecting the DC series of comics for my kids called 52. It began with issue 52 and each week it counts down (51, 50, etc.) Anyway, issue number 21 has the wrong date printed on it. Issue 22 was dated November 28th so issue 21 should be dated December 5th. Instead it has October 5th and then issue 20 picks up with the right date of December 12th. Since I believe DC imprinted Oct instead of Dec does it add value to it?

2007-12-30 06:41:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-12-30 06:41:34 · 41 answers · asked by rossi 3 in Polls & Surveys

Name one on the two groups (bands) Bob Wills played with before forming The Texas Playboys !

2007-12-30 06:41:30 · 6 answers · asked by Jubal Harshaw 6 in Country

Here is one!
SANTA CLAUSE IS DEAD! (slams head on table)

2007-12-30 06:41:28 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:40:45 · 23 answers · asked by Al Qiyamah{top lawyer inshAllah} 5 in Polls & Surveys

If there was something you could change about your life, what would it be and why?

2007-12-30 06:40:40 · 8 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

is there a site or some guidebook, please help I want to start this year the best I can!!!

2007-12-30 06:39:40 · 2 answers · asked by bojo bilich@yahoo.com 1 in Horoscopes

2007-12-30 06:39:22 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

answers? i dont remember, because i go between US and UK. I just like the UK more.

2007-12-30 06:36:43 · 12 answers · asked by zingbartwo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 06:36:38 · 31 answers · asked by Saadz 4 in Polls & Surveys

which would you buy?

2007-12-30 06:36:29 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I received 90 emails that like 4 contacts all together asked questions..and that was under 20 hours...

2007-12-30 06:36:15 · 15 answers · asked by «Šäŗàĥ»™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Cause SOMEONE did a cover, and my whole world is fallin' apart not knowing who.

2007-12-30 06:36:04 · 6 answers · asked by Steph 2 in Celebrities

2007-12-30 06:35:57 · 20 answers · asked by ancutzabatalar 3 in Polls & Surveys

A sexy somebody licked the side of your face

2007-12-30 06:34:35 · 83 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'll bet 99% of us used one at least once in our lifetime and never knew it had a name.

2007-12-30 06:34:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a Grilled Cheese Sandwich & Tomato Soup...

2007-12-30 06:34:05 · 13 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work, particularly which types of patients they'd had the best experiences with.

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

2007-12-30 06:33:59 · 20 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

While you are sleeping? Or do you not like to be touched?

2007-12-30 06:33:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde walks into a chemist's and asks for some anal deodorant.
The chemist, a slightly bemused, explains to the woman that they dont sell it, and never have done.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the chemist she's often bought the stuff from this shop and would like some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the chemist. 'Do you have the container it came in?'
'Yes,' the blonde says, producing it from her bag.
The chemist says, 'But that's just a normal stick of under-arm deodorant.'
The blonde replies, 'But the label says "To apply, push up bottom".'

2007-12-30 06:33:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 06:33:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys