A blonde walks into a chemist's and asks for some anal deodorant.
The chemist, a slightly bemused, explains to the woman that they dont sell it, and never have done.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the chemist she's often bought the stuff from this shop and would like some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the chemist. 'Do you have the container it came in?'
'Yes,' the blonde says, producing it from her bag.
The chemist says, 'But that's just a normal stick of under-arm deodorant.'
The blonde replies, 'But the label says "To apply, push up bottom".'
2007-12-30 06:33:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol
2007-12-30 06:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have an anal fissure or a pyelonidal cyst. See your doctor; those are problems that will get worse - much worse - without treatment. Even if neither of those is your problem, your doctor is the person most able to discover the cause of your unpleasant symptom and be able to offer you a cure.
2016-04-02 02:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed when I read "Anal Deodorant" just the thought of it.
The joke is funny, but a tad bit of a let down after the initial thought.
Honesty is the best policy :)
2007-12-30 06:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Must be married to the Irish guy who walks into he surgery with bandages on his feet and a plaster on his ear.
"What happened to you Paddy?" Asks the doctor.
"Well sir, it's like this." Paddy explains. "I was wanting to cook some beans for my dinner and on the can it said 'Pierce here and stand in boiling water.' "
2007-12-30 06:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good blonde joke
2007-12-30 06:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cornish_Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee thats a good one
2007-12-30 06:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by vivienne s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-30 23:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Trainman1957 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-30 22:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao thats a laugh
2007-12-30 06:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, good 1. lol. star 4 u :)
2007-12-30 06:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jasmine [PANTHER] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋