Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work, particularly which types of patients they'd had the best experiences with.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."
2007-12-30 06:33:59 · 20 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, good idea hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-30 08:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Too true blue.
I'm the local branch secretary of SPIVS - the Society for the Protection of Innocent Victims of Solicitors.
Of which there are more than you can wave a stick at on a sunny afternoon.
(Victims - not Solicitors)
One of my assistants is still trying to work out if solicitor is an anagram of clitoris - and I'm sure it ought to be.
2007-12-30 14:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-30 21:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-31 06:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
Had a good giggle at that one!!
10 outta 10 and your star is on its way! *
2007-12-31 06:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one
2007-12-31 05:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Another good one from you! Where do you get all these jokes?? I love them ALL!
2007-12-30 17:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 15:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-30 14:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Charlene 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Gotta love it! lol.
2007-12-30 19:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋