John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's
side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was
downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things
by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to 'Bring
this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to
your silly Daddy.' The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to
take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to
the poor man upstairs'. The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
2007-12-30 06:43:04 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So he sent one back saying
I did it by hand
The pole's passed the test
But sadly for you
The canvas is messed
2007-12-30 06:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 23⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-30 21:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I laughed so hard I nearlly did myself an injury,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-30 16:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-31 00:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sam Daniel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said " Won't you hurry,
I'm ready to faint,
What I need right now,
Is more canvas paint.
2007-12-30 15:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by betolatinlu911 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well im at home alone at the moment and if anyone was to look through my window they would think im crazy this has made me laff no end,really brilliant,please dont stop imsure you put some jokes on here earlier,thanks again.wicked.........
2007-12-30 14:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by spaggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL, I had a great time reading this, hungover and all, hehe...I have a new joke for new years printing this out, lmao
2007-12-30 14:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! In my opinion best answer should go to quatt47!
2007-12-30 15:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by eden 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 15:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice rhyming... :D
Excellent joke!
Have a star! *
2007-12-30 14:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋