Entertainment & Music - 29 December 2007

Work Wanted

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2007-12-29 13:20:20 · 12 answers · asked by Suzan K 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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daters wanted ........... for this Q?

what would u ask if ur trying to get to know someone?
let me have some q? i just cant think right now of any.....HELP

2007-12-29 13:19:38 · 16 answers · asked by NO NAME 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the number for the station on the radio 99.7 (b-100)?

I don't know the number for the radio station 99.7 help me out here = D

2007-12-29 13:19:36 · 6 answers · asked by samantha~corn pops boy! 1 in Radio

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Would you take cigarettes from a dead man...?

who crashed on a motorcycle? If it was a full pack

I did..should I feel guilty?

2007-12-29 13:19:32 · 25 answers · asked by k s 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: At the movies, or reading books, you prefer a love story to comedy?

2007-12-29 13:19:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Do you prefer reading fiction to nonfiction?

2007-12-29 13:18:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you could be anywhere in the world right now...?

Where would you go?

2007-12-29 13:18:37 · 20 answers · asked by wanjoy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like Tom petty and the heartbreakers?

I love this band. My favorite song is runnin down a dream.
woot! lol

2007-12-29 13:17:53 · 15 answers · asked by Christian P 1 in Other - Music

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Poll: Do you usually try harder to be liked when with an attractive member of the opposite sex?

2007-12-29 13:17:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what's your least favorite bumper sticker?

and what's your favorite?

2007-12-29 13:17:46 · 20 answers · asked by biff_the_santa_impersonator 3 in Polls & Surveys

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for you, what is the biggest insult someone could give to you?

2007-12-29 13:17:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When feeling down, worthless and depressed...?

and you turn to your friends for some kind of comfort, but they just ignore you... should you see that as a sign that it is time to have new friends?

2007-12-29 13:16:45 · 11 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there any harsher from of rejection than having no one answer your question in P&S?

I mean, as a rule we are not a very discriminating crowd.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkOMyV8.Ua58xK2tRsul1k_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071229180917AArQugx

2007-12-29 13:16:10 · 16 answers · asked by Elphaba The Wicked 6 in Polls & Surveys

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ROCKERS!!! what is ure favorite band??

attention rockers i wanna kno wat ure favorite band,
or if u have more than one put them all,
or u put all the bands u can think of that u like!
ure pick!!

2007-12-29 13:15:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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What the sam fudge is her problem???

I met this 31y/o girl through an acquaintance. For a few weeks we called every night and had great conversations. It eventually turned to phone sex. Ok, fine by me. A week or so later we met. It wasn't your usually date at a public spot, it was her house. Twenty minutes into the conversation I kissed her b/c she gave me all the signs. Long story made short, we had great sex for several weeks and she started talking about things in the future which I wanted. One day, she wouldn't answer her phone. I didn't find out until several days later of pushing that she emailed me that she just wanted to be friends. Yeah, okay.

How can a girl that really likes you and is on the verge of creeping you out by her infatuation towards you and all of the sudden turn stone cold and never wanting to speak/see you ever again? Psychotic whore or confused sexually abused past coming to the surface?

2007-12-29 13:15:54 · 3 answers · asked by cappatown23 3 in Polls & Surveys

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On TLC's What Not To Wear, who do you think has more style? Stacy or Clinton?

2007-12-29 13:15:36 · 21 answers · asked by That Girl 6 in Polls & Surveys