Work Wanted
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2007-12-29 13:20:20 · 12 answers · asked by Suzan K 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahh... that's the way with eengliish...
2007-12-29 14:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by looonymooon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little China man goes to an optomerist to have his eyes examined and the doctor says to him you have cataracts.Ton which the China man says"no I drive Rincoln"
2007-12-29 22:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by bruce c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol just like a blonde to do soemthing like that...no offense to blondes of course all harmless fun =)
2007-12-29 21:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha gotta love the blonde jokes
2007-12-29 21:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by evilbob747 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
XD hilarious! i needed a decent joke.
2007-12-29 21:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by pj_jc_jh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Good one!
2007-12-29 23:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Fridge Raider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love here is your star
2007-12-29 22:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny and i think it wouldn't realy make sense to others if they didn't know teir cars
2007-12-29 21:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG if you wrote that u r pure genius =D
2007-12-29 21:41:47 · answer #9 · answered by meow. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
lmao
2007-12-29 21:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by !jastastic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋