(Here's my Top 10 list of "Things To Do Today...")
1. Restore my faith in humanity...
2. Save the world from all evil...
3. Use hygiene...
4. Kick that strange woman wearing a Santa outfit out of my bedroom...(Hey! Christmas is over...her reindeer are messing up my carpet...)
5. Call up that strange woman wearing a Santa outfit, and beg her to come back...
6. Kill that fungus in the corner of my bathroom that has developed a ravenous taste for human flesh...
7. Sort through all my laundry items, separating the whites from the colors, and the pants from the shirts...and then "not" do laundry...
8. Beg a God I don't believe in for forgiveness of all the sins I plan to commit in the near future...
9. Write a "Things To Do Today" list...(perhaps I should've put "that" one first...oh, well..."hindsight" is always 20/20...)
10. WTF?!?
2007-12-28
03:48:09
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